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Daily

7:30 am ET

Waiver Report

Find out who was added and dropped on the waivers.

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Waiver Report:
VooDoo Legs
ADDED WR Romeo Doubs ($30)
DROPPED WR Jarvis Landry

PAIN TRAIN
ADDED TE David Njoku ($17)
DROPPED TE Logan Thomas

Draft Dodger
ADDED RB Jamaal Williams ($69)
DROPPED D/ST Steelers D/ST

Road to the Postseason
ADDED K Harrison Butker ($0)
DROPPED K Tyler Bass

Sunday

7:30 am ET

Players to Monitor

Players to watch on Sunday morning who are in starting lineups that are Questionable, Doubtful, or Out

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Starting Players to Monitor:
Just Your Typical Sunday:
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - Questionable

PAIN TRAIN:
RB David Montgomery - Questionable
WR Jaylen Waddle - Questionable
WR Michael Thomas - Out

Road to the Postseason:
K Harrison Butker - Questionable

4:00 pm ET

Scoreboard Update

Display current scoreboard as 1pm games wrap up

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Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

8:00 pm ET

Scoreboard Update

Display current scoreboard before Sunday Night Football game begins

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Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

Monday

7:30 am ET

Scoreboard Update

Display current scoreboard after all Sunday games have completed

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Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

6:30 pm ET

Close Scores

Matchups to keep an eye on that are within 15 projected points going into Monday Night Football

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Close Scores
SARN 145.12 - 131.88 CROS

Tuesday

7:30 am ET

Scoreboard Update

Display current scoreboard after all games have completed for the week

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Final Score Update
SARN 145.12 - 141.78 CROS
OhYa 128.80 - 140.70 SMIT
TACO 147.06 - 97.36  D34N
ALMA  90.92 - 147.56 AJ
COOP 132.92 - 136.38 MOBS

7:30 am ET

Trophies

Trophies given out include highest score, lowest score, biggest blowout, closest win, luckiest, unluckiest, overachiever, underachiever, best manager, and worst manager

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Trophies of the week:
👑 High score 👑
Dank Puns with 166.10 points
💩 Low score 💩
Team Taco with 87.14 points
😱 Blow out 😱
Dank Puns blew out Team Taco by 78.96 points
😅 Close win 😅
Road to the Postseason barely beat After Further Review by 11.54 points
🍀 Lucky 🍀
Road to the Postseason was 3-6 against the league, but still got the win
😡 Unlucky 😡
Draft Dodger was 5-4 against the league, but still took an L
📈 Overachiever 📈
Dank Puns was 36.06 points over their projection
📉 Underachiever 📉
Team Taco was 48.00 points under their projection
🤖 Best Manager 🤖
Road to the Postseason scored 99.87% of their optimal score!
🤡 Worst Manager 🤡
Team Taco left 15.90 points on their bench. Only scoring 84.57% of their optimal score.

6:30 pm ET

Power Rankings

Power rankings based on quality of wins, points scored, and margins of victory. Also display projected playoff chances

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Power Rankings (Playoff %)
99.99[🟢14.3%] (89.9) - 3v!L
95.24[🔻 4.8%] (77.7) - COOP
94.20[🟢18.5%] (73.2) - D34N
80.56[🟢32.0%] (73.7) - OhYa
80.41[🔻 1.9%] (73.2) - JEEF
73.29[🟢11.1%] (54.8) - CROS
71.95[🟢22.2%] (41.5) - SMIT
67.65[🟢 0.8%] (58.5) - PLSR
59.93[🔻 3.2%] (37.2) - MOBS
58.90[🟢 3.6%] (20.3) - Alma

Wednesday

7:30 am ET

Current Standings

The most up-to-date standings after the football week has completed

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Current Standings:
1: PAIN TRAIN (3-0)
2: Road to the Postseason (3-0)
3: Just Your Typical Sunday (2-1)
4: VooDoo Legs (2-1)
5: Dank Puns (2-1)
6: Pickle Rick (1-2)
7: After Further Review (1-2)
8: Avaricious Aesthete (1-2)
9: Draft Dodger (0-3)
10: Team Taco (0-3)

Thursday

7:30 pm ET

Matchups

Reminder of who’s playing who, sent before Thursday Night Football kicks off

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Matchups
After Further Review(1-2) vs Just Your Typical Sunday(2-1)
PAIN TRAIN(3-0) vs Road to the Postseason(3-0)
Dank Puns(2-1) vs VooDoo Legs(2-1)
Pickle Rick(1-2) vs Avaricious Aesthete(1-2)
Draft Dodger(0-3) vs Team Taco(0-3)

SMIT (1-2) vs (2-1) AJ
D34N (3-0) vs (3-0) COOP
Alma (2-1) vs (2-1) MOBS
JEEF (1-2) vs (1-2) CROS
OhYa (0-3) vs (0-3) TACO

Approximate Projected Scores
SMIT 150.72 - 137.44 AJ
D34N 148.48 - 152.40 COOP
Alma 137.33 - 142.12 MOBS
JEEF 144.61 - 110.25 CROS
OhYa 156.41 - 126.81 TACO

Friday

7:30 am ET

Scoreboard Update

Display current scoreboard after Thursday Night Football

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Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS